I never asked for this...

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Semi-Private Indie rp blog.

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Pre-aug FC: David Gandy


Oct

cannibalsanddinosaurs:

Hi?

I’ve never written up a commission thingy, so I’m winging it. So here’s the la-li-lu-le-lowdown, shit’s collapsing and funds are low… Very low. Extremely low. Though yes, I do have a job, and yes, my mother also has a job, the two of us basically live check to check with crappy funds from LINK. However, she’s paying most of the bills, I help pick up the slack with the shitty four to eight hour pay checks.

Unsure of how much that is? 28-58 dollars a pay check and Unemployment says I don’t get (and haven’t gotten) paid enough to receive benefits. I honestly felt insulted that I couldn’t get it after working three jobs in the past two years. And before anyone jumps on my case of “why don’t you look for another job?” I am. No call backs yet, but that’s not helping me now, is it? So, all of this is just to help with groceries and paying a couple bills.

Now with that all out of the way, I propose all of these to you, writing and graphics (I hope?). I can’t draw, sorry, but hey! I can write. There’s always that.

With graphics, I’m willing to do icons, sidebar images, promo banners for roleplayers, personalized graphics. They aren’t great, but they are something. Plus, I like doing graphics cause they help me learn something new each time.

Examples:

x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x }

With writing, I tend to stick with fandoms I know because I can actually dabble back into the game, anime, movie, whatever to get a better grasp of the character or characters. I would like if you messaged me with your ideas and we can chat it out. Just understand that I’ll message you with more questions if I get stuck somewhere.

My Fandoms work around:

Assassin’s Creed  |   Bioshock   |   Dead Space
Deus Ex   |   Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Mass Effect   |   Remember Me   |   Saints Row
Spec Ops: The Line   |   Syndicate   | Uncharted
Watch Dogs   | etc…

Want something written of your custom Shepard from Mass Effect? Custom Boss from Saints Row? I’ll do it, you just have to work with me. I work around the plot and ideas you give me, and as long as I have creative freedom, I’ll get things done for you.

I do write smut and gore (or general nsfw), HOWEVER I do have limitations. Though I do experiment with my writing, I do not write things I, for one, am uncomfortable with. I do hold the power to say no. Anything Underage— is an automatic no. Bestiality is a no. Both smut and gore will take me a bit longer, so it’ll be a bit more than anything else.

Examples:  ( you can always click here for my writing tag. )

x | x | x | x | x | x }

NSFW Examples:

{ x | x | x | x | x | x }

Prices— All in USD. Paypal only. Please pay in advance; that being said: DO NOT PAY UNLESS I SAY OKAY! Once you message me and I’m down with your idea, that’s when you can pay and I’ll work on everything ASAP. Just be understanding that I do still have a life and a job to pay attention to.

Graphics—
Icons:
100x100 | 50 icons for 1.25$
                          100 icons for 2.00$
Banners: 2.00$
General Graphics: 2.50$

Writings—
Fluff:
5$
Brotp’s: 5$
Angst (etc—): 5$ 
Smut/Gore/General NSFW: 10$

But if you’re just feeling generous, you can always just donate a couple dollars. It would be very helpful. Any little bit counts. Thanks you~

Image slots: [ - | - | - | - ]

Writing slots: [ - | - | - ]

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I want a ship so intense that my muse doesn’t even know what’s happening to them. I want my muse to have feelings so intense they don’t recognize themselves anymore, that it completely consumes them and unlocks a whole new side of their personality that they have never seen before. 

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I’m with you. No matter what else you have in your head I’m with you and I love you.
Ernest Hemingway, The Garden of Eden    
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Slept So Long
Jay Gordon && Queen Of The Damned
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cannibalistic-creations:

#001 -- Cops and Private Investigators

ALERT: This is a repost of an old guide written by yours truly. Just a heads up.

Police officers are written in all types of ways, the most popular being corrupt and generally evil. This is usually driven from how people view them in media rather than how they are normally.  I have personally seen people within the roleplaying community and writing community grow timid when it comes to making characters who are Detectives and/or Police officers because they either have no idea how to go about with it or have been stuck under the stigma that there can never be a nice cop in any situation. Well, that’s not true.

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I’ve been screaming for years
and no one has ever heard me.
Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me  (via disintegrativeruin)    
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Oct

mxhill:

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All day, all night. I’ve been trying to hire
new security guys for the past few weeks.

Try convicts looking for a job. They’ll be wary—
of course— but once whipped into shape, they’ll
be a better team than any other guard you’ll have.

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Sep

LEGAL NAME: Adam [ N/A ] Jensen

ALIAS[ES]: Hound, Mutt, Commander, Boss, AJ
DATE OF BIRTH: March 9th

GENDER | SPECIES: Male | Augmented Human/Cyborg
PLACE OF BIRTH: Detroit, Michigan
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Pretty nice. A luxury flat in the Chiron Building. Better than his old apartment. :|
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, French, and German (conversational)
EDUCATION: Masters in Criminal Law
OCCUPATION: Originally an officer of the city, then SWAT Commander, now currently head of Sarif Industries’ security team.
CRIMINAL RECORD: Murder in the second degree, but expunged from record once he was proven innocent.
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Occasionally | Yes | No
LIKE[S]: Small company, baked goods, building, new weaponry, cute girls
DISLIKE[S]: Weak people, bugs, injustice, liars.
FEAR[S]: Thalassophobia, Abandonment, Monophobia.
PERSONALITY TRAITS: Determined, Admirable, Gentle, Hardworking, Loyal, Resourceful.

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown almost black
HEIGHT: 6’3”
TATTOOS: 
Target Brand (scarification) — Organic Right upper bicep

{ F A M I L Y   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SIBLING[S]: None
PARENT[S]: Arthur and Margie Jensen (deceased)
CHILDREN: None

PETS[S]: Kubrick (deceased)

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heterosexual (canon) | Bisexual (AU)
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married ( Canon | AU ) | Interested (AU)

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sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

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The saddest word
in the whole wide world
is the word almost.


He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost waited.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

Tiny Stories (via untamedunwanted)    
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